SHIPPING WITHIN THE UK IS FREE FOR ALL ORDERS OVER £20 (WOOHOO!). FOR ORDERS UNDER £20 WE CHARGE £4 FOR SHIPPING.
We also offer an express shipping option with guaranteed next business day delivery on all orders placed before 1pm weekdays for just £4 per package.*
Please note that the free UK shipping zone INCLUDES the Scottish Highlands & Islands, Northern Ireland and the Isle of Man but does not include the UK Channel Islands or British Overseas Territories. Express shipping is only available for the UK mainland, excluding the Scottish Highlands.
We know what you're thinking—what about the rest of Europe? Never fear, friends from the Continent: we ship across the Channel! Please consult our shipping table below for country-specific rates.
Delivery Estimates: All free shipping orders ship with Yodel and DPD Local and should be delivered within 2-5 business days. All express UK orders ship with DPD and will be delivered next business day if placed before 1pm weekdays. All non-UK European orders also ship with DPD - delivery estimates are indicated in the pricing table.
*What's a package? Glad you asked. We pay shipping for each individual package we send out. If you order an individual box of toilet paper, that's a package. If you add a box of tissues, we can strap that to the box of toilet paper, and it still counts as one package. At a certain point, though, the order becomes too large to ship as one package, and we have to ship items separately. If you order a 48 pack of toilet paper and a box each of tissues and paper towels, for example, weve got to ship this as two packages. Confusing, we know, but if you have any questions please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org !
What counts as 1 package?
|Country||Carrier||Shipping Time||Order <£20||Order >£20|
|UK - Mainland||Yodel and DPD Local||1-2 business days||£4||Free!|
|Northern Ireland, Scottish Highlands & Islands, Isle of Man||Yodel and DPD Local||2-3 business days||£4||Free!|
|UK Channel Islands||Yodel and DPD Local||2-4 business days||£12||£8|
|Next Day - UK Mainland||DPD||Guaranteed next business day delivery on orders placed before 1pm||£8||£4|
|Austria||DPD||3 Business Days||£14||£10|
|Belgium||DPD||2 Business Days||£12||£8|
|Bosnia and Herzegovina||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£64||£60|
|Bulgaria||DPD||4-7 Business Days||£24||£20|
|Croatia||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£21||£17|
|Czech Republic||DPD||3-4 Business Days||£8||£4|
|Denmark||DPD||3 Business Days||£10||£6|
|Estonia||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£20||£16|
|Finland||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£22||£18|
|France||DPD||2-3 Business Days||£12||£8|
|Germany||DPD||2-3 Business Days||£9||£4|
|Greece||DPD||4-9 Business Days||£26||£22|
|Hungary||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£12||£8|
|Iceland||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£72||£68|
|Ireland||Yodel||2-3 Business Days||£12||£8|
|Italy||DPD||3-4 Business Days||£14||£10|
|Latvia||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£18||£14|
|Lithuania||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£16||£12|
|Luxembourg||DPD||2 Business Days||£12||£8|
|Netherlands||DPD||2 Business Days||£8||£4|
|Poland||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£10||£6|
|Portugal||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£18||£14|
|Romania||DPD||4-6 Business Days||£23||£19|
|Serbia||DPD||4-7 Business Days||£65||£61|
|Slovakia||DPD||3-4 Business Days||£14||£10|
|Slovenia||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£14||£10|
|Spain||DPD||3-4 Business Days||£10||£6|
|Sweden||DPD||4-5 Business Days||£14||£10|
|Switzerland||DPD||3 Business Days||£48||£44|
This promotion only applies to orders of toilet paper (not tissues or paper towels) from new customers. Offer expires 22 April. Can’t be combined with any other discount.Got it 👍
Catch us at the cabanas, we’re on a break! We’re off from December 21 through January 2. You can still place orders as usual, but they won’t ship until we’re back.Okay, don’t forget the sunscreen!
🍹 Daiquiris by the pool, anyone? Catch us at the cabanas, we’re on a break! We’re off from December 21 through January 2. You can still place orders as usual, but they won’t ship until we’re back.